pen pineapple apple pen

something that one guy sang about in that song you remember as a child but you don't know the guy who sang it. it was a very catchy song that you still remember all the lyrics.

pen pineapple apple pen would be indicated by one singing
i have a pen...
i have an apple
BAM
apple pen

by i_am_not_the_imposter October 17, 2020

laugh my apples off

a clean alternative to lmao or laugh my ass off

Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!

by im in the ghetto ratatatouille February 19, 2020

double apple juggalo juice

Apple Crown Royal mixed with Candy Apple Faygo

I was drinking that Double Apple Juggalo Juice last night, that shit it dangerously good.

by Unity Boom April 21, 2022

no skin off my apple

the action or event won't affect you in a positive or negative manner, the outcome will be neutral to you

you don;t give a rat's ass

no skin off my apple if bill clinton dies

by bob the man!!! May 2, 2018

Apple juice in a wine glass

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).

-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

That really salts my apple

When something bothers you so much that you can’t properly express it.

“That guy just catcalled you.”
“That really salts my apples.”

by That’s it folks January 8, 2019

Hot apple quick step

The sudden impulse of diarrhea that forces you to get up and sprint to the nearest toilet. Cheeks also might flex and squeeze together to hold back poo. Otherwise known as the 911 poop. Good Luck

"hey hows it goin tim"
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*

by David Winston May 17, 2011