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Waffling

Waffling is when you are talking rubbish or you don’t know what your talking about
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Yesterday I went to Dubai

Your waffling
by yhyh419 February 26, 2022
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Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
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Waffling

Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.
Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.
by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020
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jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker
by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023
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Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information
Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”
by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023
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anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork
by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017
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waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form
who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom
by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021
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