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Nigger Dick Jayden

Who let the skins to the NFC championship game?

Nigger Dick Jayden
by Dellsworth Hinckle February 11, 2025
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Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
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Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.
"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Dick

Boy:”u have a long dick my guy
Man”thx Man U too “
by anonymous February 15, 2025
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Forget-Me-Not-Dick

When a girl needs a dick to forget about another dick.
Sydney just needs a Forget-Me-Not-Dick so she can forget about Chad.
by ThatOneWeirdGuy57 February 15, 2025
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Dick hair

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
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A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate
Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025
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