guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024
Get the Toji dick ridermug. A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
Get the floppy dickmug. where you get a knife stab a dude in the dick then twist the knife into the dick like a purple nurple
by bad_vxibes July 8, 2021
Get the Dick Nurplemug. by totaly not Alexis March 21, 2022
Get the dickmug. So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
by Darlnnikki February 2, 2010
Get the Dick Extendermug. BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
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She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
by Lildval November 24, 2017
Get the Pluto Dickmug.