Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all

Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke

by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018

blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials

Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."

by Stiffler hysion June 8, 2017

Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022

ass wee wee

weiner poop ha ass suck eeeeeeeeeeee

hey i just ass wee wee ooh

by the man of sex February 10, 2021

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

slammed ass whore

A whore thats likes to be slammed in bed

Get out of here slammed ass whore

by KeChun March 14, 2017

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023