Dick Stomp

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.

This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.

by kwis9 March 28, 2023

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

convery dick

A term used in the Medical Community to referrer to a person with a small penis. They are commonly know as Converydongs.

Convery Dicks are mostly found in central US and Canada, originating from Ireland.

Hey Kevin Im sorry about your Convery Dick. Did you want me to come over and take care of your wife?

by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022

vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

by windybritt June 16, 2016

Lesbian Dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.

Fuck you you lesbian dick!!

by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024

Dick-chesty

Another word for a male urinary tract infection. (UTI)

Bills dick burns when he pees. He probably has a dick-chesty.

Tyler had anal so many times with that chick he got a dick-chesty.

by Lil.miss.fun November 4, 2023