Ants Dick Rider

A person who rides Ants dick all night long

"Oskar Rowe is such an Ants Dick Rider"

by Mr Rudd March 12, 2024

wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

little dick syndrome

when you hate different races and minorities cuz they ain’t tryna fuck wit yo lil’ dick

damn that fuckboy Michael sure got some little dick syndrome

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

sick as dick

Sick as Dick is when something is crazy good, very enjoyable or impressive. Normally used as a reply for something awesome that is mentioned to you . You would normally only say it amongst close friends, and usually followed by a shakas.

"I justbfoubd out Inhave tomorrow off"
"Sick as Dick".
Similar to "sweet dude" or "nailed it" or "whoa dude" or "that rocks".

by Epic breakfast May 3, 2018

Dick

The thing which when gets hard in public makes a real problem.

My dick got hard and a girl was staring at it..

by MyurbanDICKionary November 26, 2021