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Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
by Dinkster October 25, 2019
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Dick

Something that is used in sex. Real word, Penis.
YOU ARE SUCH A DICK. I HOPE WHOVER SUCKS YOUR DICK HURTS YOU.
by anonymous November 5, 2020
mugGet the Dickmug.

dick's dividend

The zero dividend or return you get from the bookmaker when you bet like a dickhead or a complete cock without thinking.
A losing bet.
Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.
by BwanaPD May 16, 2016
mugGet the dick's dividendmug.

Dick shaft

Being a little worse than a dickhead
by therealguy22 April 30, 2024
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Dick Wheelchair

A vehicle that has been upgraded, painted, lifted, lowered, altered in a way that makes it appear the owner is compensating for something, or likely has dysfunctional genitalia.
Look at the size of that lifted, loud truck. Must have needed a Dick Wheelchair.
by fattylov September 13, 2023
mugGet the Dick Wheelchairmug.

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by REALDICKREALDICK January 16, 2022
mugGet the DICKmug.

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is a mould found under the male balls after the male puts a slice of holy cheese up his ass.
"Bro that dick cheese tastes so fucken good".
by Liam Shackell February 7, 2019
mugGet the Dick Cheesemug.

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