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A football team who loses EVERY football game in their 2019 season. For instance, The University of {Akron} {football} team. This is a team who hasn't won a game since last {season}. They get beat so bad that {players} want to transfer. #DontfeartheRoo
Our team is ass! :(
by partygirl000 November 2, 2019
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Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.
1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.
by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022
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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!
by sue doenum December 21, 2009
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Frog’s Ass

Having absolutely nothing resembling a normal rear end. A backside void of any substance. Much like a frog whos back just splits into 2 legs.
Hey look at Patty, she’s got a Frog’s Ass.
by dick e July 16, 2020
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Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.
Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.
by XeerOh February 22, 2024
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bounce the fuck that ass

The air released from twerking, pungent smell.
ew it smells like bounce the fuck that ass in here
by panda1111 February 9, 2025
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