pong ass teke

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.

Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.

by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021

Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025

Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.

I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.

by human human February 20, 2021

Grab ass month

The month of march you can grab anyones ass aslong its ur friend its not gay

People are so exited for grab ass month

by BBB 1 March 5, 2020

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

bitch-ass

Type of guy that likes it up the dumper.

Look at that bitch-ass flaunting his shit.

by Randy goat fucker July 25, 2025

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021