national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

Assing

Assing is the act of where someone goes up to someone else (normally while they are sitting down) and rub their ass in their face.

Me: Hey Luke!

Luke: Hey man!
Me: Whats that over there?
*The assing starts*
Luke: AH NO DUDE

by Veronicamiller392 May 21, 2025

Pain in the assness

A person who is so annoying, you have to make up a word.

Wow, my science teacher is such a pain in the assness.

by MinuteRiceMan May 24, 2017

Poob Ass

When your shit is so sticky you cannot wipe it out with toilet paper.

Jerry: I got Poob Ass today, I had to get in the shower and grab the shit out of my ass and stomp it down the drain!

Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!

by BigBoyEatz July 12, 2025

Ass balls

when you mean balls and ass too

i want your moms big juicy ass balls

by cockandballs500 October 9, 2022

Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.

"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!

by JackofJacks November 29, 2022

National eat ass day

April 13th is National Eat Ass Day

Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means

by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018