dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

Dick out

When your penis is pulled out or falls out of your clothing

She wanted to see it so I pulled my dick out

by Goozoozfrabaa September 8, 2019

Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle

Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

tropical dick

tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut

dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick

by blakesmittty May 13, 2017

Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024

vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.

Jack has a vacation dick

by Jackthesav June 2, 2016

Dick-coy

Instead of being the decoy a dick-coy is the man that has u so wrapped up with the dick between his legs u detour anything and everything just to get another piece of him yum yum

I passed off work again today to meet up with my dick-coy for an afternoon pole ride of a life time ... mmmm im cumming just thinking about it and i have the day off paid! WAIT ! Does that make me a prostitute??

by Star39.. August 23, 2022