big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023

Celestial Dicking

When a man has reached nirvana in the art of fucking, and fucks a woman into enlightenment

Shauna " My man gave me a right celestial dicking last night."
Sarah " Shieet thats some good stuff my man"

by Puta Plata o Plomo April 17, 2016

Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls

Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet

by Brewer0926 August 16, 2021

Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being

Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.

by tits-fuckin-mcgee September 09, 2017

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Disposable Dick

Welcome to the era of...
WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .

Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky

Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick

Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss

by Trolling ass bitch September 24, 2021

Kansas Dick-Lynching

When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town

Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.

by JPG370 February 02, 2016