decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

little chubby dick

Bryan got a lil chubby small dick

Bryan - “ Am i in deep baby”

Girl - “ are u even in yet? i feel nothing”

Bryan - “ Im trying my hardest *Sobbing* “

Girl - “ Ur a little chubby dick loser “

by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023

Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.

Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!

by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022

E.Coli dick

When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.

“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”

by Liacomeagain November 1, 2019

Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

Déjà Dick

When you get some good dick but it reminds you too much of your last nigga's dick so you got to fade out of his life.

Friend: So how was Jamal last night?

You: awww man he gave me Déjà Dick so I left before he woke up

by Joelle21 June 29, 2016