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waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
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Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man
by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024
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Waffling

A sentence enhancer that roughly equates to "rambling" or to go on about.
(Reading unhinged rant on Twitter)

George: "What is blood waffling about?😫"
by GrandpaBalls November 17, 2022
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Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain
Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop
by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020
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Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.
"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "
by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022
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Waffle

When a female breaks wind on a gentleman's penis when it is between the cheeks of her buttocks.
We were having a cuddle in bed when she waffled on my manhood.
by Teapot Charlie May 13, 2018
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Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram
That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!
by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018
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