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Outrageously drunk. Pronounced (Wafe-d). The word came from the accronym W.A.F. which stands for : Wasted As Fuck.
1." Man, I was so waffed last night"
2. That girl is falling everywhere. She must be waffed"
Waffed by ayowasted September 20, 2009

wiffle monster 

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.
Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
wiffle monster by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

pilsner waffe 

a swedish raggar gang or group that drives the biggest and most famous pilsner lik/ pilsner bil/ Pilsner häck in sweden
dude 1: hey look he´s a member of the pilsner waffe
dude 2: why is that scrapyard moving.... ohh
pilsner waffe by kukensvrede February 20, 2014

to wafle 

To talk or write a lot without giving any useful information or any clear answers.
Well if you aren't in a good mood, who am I going to wafle on to?
to wafle by saradabachi November 4, 2015

mr.wuffles 

Mr.Wuffles is a Wuffle. A Wuffle is an odd type of bird that can speak. Wuffles will die if they eat vegatables. Mr.Wuffles is a gray Wuffle that resembles an owl. Despite his name, he is not married. He is not very smart and loves the number 7. If you ask him and math question, he will answer with 7! Mr.Wuffles is very nice and will not attack anyone unless they attack him first. If he is provoked by someone, his ears will flop back and forth, stopping when they are flipped all the way back. Then his ears will stay like that and he will become Suffle, who is basically Mr.Wuffles evil version. Suffle's only intent is to inflict harm upon anyone in his vicinity. Eventually, Suffle will go away and Mr.Wuffles will return to his happy old self. He Is only three years old.
Mr.Wuffles is acting very stupid today.
mr.wuffles by CUPCAKE WUFF June 11, 2020
Wuffle is another word for love through some perspectives.
I wuffle you, Matt.
wuffle by Anonymousluvr July 20, 2008