Toga Virgin

Someone who is such a virgin that they refuse to shed their bedsheets even for sex, thus giving the appearance of wearing a toga.

I tried to have sex with Jon last night, but he wouldn't come out from under the sheets even. I was completely naked for him. He is such a toga virgin.

by ausernamethatwillbelostintime June 24, 2015

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Virgin

You, you’re a virgin

Stfu bro you’re a virgin! <insert virginvschad looking ass pose>

by BeepBeepStalone February 21, 2024

Hyper virgin

Someones who is such a virgin whenever they interact with another person they instantly regain their virginity or if they where virgin they also become a hyper virgin, like a disease but its annoying and disrespectful

You are the largest hyper virgin in the universe

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Sushi Virginity

v.The act of getting someone to eat sushi for the first time. Usually done by friends. Consent must be given.

Kiara’s sushi virginity was taken from her, when her friends convinced her to have a fun time and eat sushi with them.

by Sexy Sexy American Cestino June 6, 2019

Virgin

The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.

Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”

by Adonis22 January 6, 2022

Virgin

People who don’t fuck

Aiden arena is a virgin and will never see a vagina.

by AidenIsAPu55y October 28, 2018