Old Turkey

Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.

John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.

by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018

Squeaky turkey

When a guy does his girl so good, she gobbles. Or...gobbling cock.

She turned into a squeaky turkey.

by Inkedmommy March 2, 2018

turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

Turkey

Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.

The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble with everyone.

by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020

Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

Turkey

Someone who is child-like or spirited.

My toddler is a Turkey!

by EgyptianKathy November 22, 2023