by kaiser_maister February 15, 2018
Get the litle dick in townmug. A girl who doesn’t no how to say no and has sex with everybody in her home town. Touring guy after guy faster girl after guy
by Iamthepuma January 28, 2019
Get the Home-town touristmug. Also known as PTP, defines female who will drink and fight with men, but will take them to their room and fuck their brains out right afterwards. PTPs will often exert manly traits, but live in denial about their true sexuality. PTPs are generally nasty colleagues who everybody fucks to get back at their wives
Man, you better get your junk checked after you fucked Pound Town Paula. Last time i fucked PTP I got the clap
by Retsub March 9, 2018
Get the pound town paulamug. A small town with strong cowboy culture, places where saying howdy is completely acceptable and horsegirls are born. Some people may be a little redneck and some people are dressed to match the trees. And everyone there has a weird uncle and the highschool mascot is a cowboy or Native American. Regardless, it's a beautiful, quaint place to grow up; and the people are friendly folks, who never shy from helping a fellow human being.
I've heard (insert name of place) is quite the ye ye town, they put on an awesome rodeo there every August!
by OLDFARTABLED56 September 29, 2019
Get the ye ye townmug. A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017
Get the small town wondermug. by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014
Get the down-town surprisemug. Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021
Get the Town Called Malicemug.