Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.

Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020

Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020

im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021

kiss a scooter boy day

October 9th is national kiss a scooter boy day…
let’s go make out with a scooter kid at the park

kiss a scooter boy day

by wsg maki October 4, 2021

I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent

If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

by Derry Irish November 5, 2021

Devil’s scooter

CRJ-200 - a sad and uncomfortable regional jet

I’ve managed to get the Devil’s Scooter up to FL370 without core locking the engines before.

by Fly2nite December 11, 2021

backflip on scooter

a backflip on a scooter means u like Laurence 😹😹

backflip on scooter 😨😨

by bbconcarti April 20, 2022