shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

by Sassyredbitch September 01, 2018

Nigerian shower

Coffee enema followed by explosive diarrhea

Phil begged his wife for a Nigerian shower after she finished her White Castle.

by Gearhead1981 June 12, 2020

Lady Shower

A bathroom primarily used by a woman in her efforts to smell amazing

Guy1: woah bro.. you smell good as shit
Guy2: yeah bro.. I took a lady shower at my girls place. It was the shit

by virjinia guse July 19, 2018

Shower girl

A girl who takes pictures or videos in the shower without revealing anything.

Omg I’m getting in the shower and taking some pics. I’m such a shower girl.

by Basic white Egirl September 11, 2019

Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."

" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."

by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016

Shower beer

Take that harper

Harper’s shower beer

by Hcbkifcc March 10, 2024

Shower Beer

One of the top beers to have. Usually done when you’re a few drinks deep at pre’s and need to freshen up before heading out. The feeling is out of this world.

"Had a couple beers, felt sweaty, jumped in for a quick rinse. brought an asahi with me. Nothing hits like a shower beer."

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025