shit lit

Literature of any sort suitable for reading when on toilet

Couldn't find any good shit lit so I ended up reading the back of a shampoo bottle.

by mostlybored March 8, 2004

Shit Air Seperator

When functional Keeps Farts Dry.

Shit air seperator failure results in a mess when attempting to fart.

by Indnut March 28, 2007

shit herder

A sheperd who watches over turds and keeps them grouped together. Used as an insult

fuck off you shit herder

by Poo fetish June 24, 2003

shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.

After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.

by Ole Red February 18, 2007

shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

by The Psychologist February 17, 2007

shit stop

Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.

Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...

Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).

Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!

by J3553 November 18, 2007