restless russian

Masturbating using 2 fingers and only touching the tip of the penis.

"Wow that 2mi gave me an restless russian last night!"- every gay man ever

by ite det kåååååke February 23, 2017

Russian-Rhino

The act of recieving a blow job and right as you start to have an orgasim you slam a fat load of meth...while on the effects of a rhino pill.... you have to get the timing just right but if you do ... it will ruin your sex life ...

So wanna trade for a Russian-Rhino ?

A Russian-Rhino is better than oxygen...
I would trade my last breath , for a Russian-Rhino...

by YourDaddy69rk March 31, 2025

russian gypsy

A Russian gypsy is a gypsy from Russia and speaks it’s Own language

Prs1 are you a Russian gypsy. Prs2 yes bley

by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

russian fast

Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.

I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .

by The Fire Fox January 18, 2016

Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'

Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.

by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023