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pussy-whipped 

to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question.
Jeremy Roskovensky is more pussy-whipped than any man I have ever met.
pussy-whipped by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Pussy Lint 

The accumulation of lint from various possible sources, collected in little bundles on or around the clitoris; the labia; or surrounding areas. Usually accompanied with pubic hair(s), and often times slightly moist.
Guy 1: Man I met this BANGIN ass hottie at the bar last night...
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, so whats the but, theres always a but...
Guy 1: ::sigh:: When we took things back to my place, started to get busy, I slid her panties off, AND BAM That thing had Pussy Lint all tucked up in there.

Pussy Sundae 

ICE CREAM AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE IN A VAGINA
Pussy Sundae.. its like ew pussy but then yay ice cream sundaes.
Pussy Sundae by Heavy Drinkah June 10, 2009

Pussy Ring Toss

When girls try to throw their pussies at men who they perceive to have a reason to be the object of Pussy Ring Toss. This could be anything from the men having large amounts of money, to being in a famous or infamous rock band, to rappers, actors, athletes, to men who are rumored to have large penises. Based on the backyard ring toss game.
Girl #1: Did you see all the girls playing Pussy Ring Toss near the Tour Bus?

Girls #2: Yeah, the Tour Manager was checking IDs making sure the Pussy Ring Tossers were old enough to play then only the hottest of the hotties were allowed on the bus.

Pussy Renaissance 

The Pussy Renaissance refers to the period of time between roughly 1970 and present day where women gained sexual power over men. This allows women to run roughshod through men at bars and clubs all night until they've selected the man meat they wish to screw and forget about.

The Pussy Renaissance can account for the reason why most women have had more than one sex partner while the largest share of men has had only one sex partner in the past year (Source: American Sexual Behavior: Demographics of Sexual Activity, Fertility, and Childbearing/New Strategist Publicantions, Inc.)

The Pussy Renaissance is neutralized by the powers of a successful Pick Up Artist.
Bill: "Man, I can't believe this, I was dumped by Karen because she got bored with me. I'm having such a hard time getting a new girl because the Pussy Renaissance allows women to be extremely picky and screw whoever they want with no consequences"

Dave: "I hear ya man, you need to see a self-help guru and learn how to neutralize the Pussy Renaissance and get a woman you deserve."

Pussy Blocker

Someone who on purpose inhibits a girl from hooking up with someone. Like a cock blocker just in reverse.
Yasmeen: "Who's your friend? he's hot"
Harry: "You cant hook up with him"

Yasmeen: "Pussy blocker!"