Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.
by iturner82 January 23, 2010
Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME
Guy: shit you're a champ
Guy: shit you're a champ
by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020
The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.
Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
by sociologistjosh March 31, 2019
A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc
Shit's on the Horizon
Shit's on the Horizon
worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
by Foot Juice Solutions July 03, 2010
the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.
Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird
Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
by Paterson9434516 June 26, 2010
"Dude, my ex came by today, it was a shit-prise."
"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."
"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."
by wake9whit June 17, 2013
by LeahAndyPlease December 22, 2014