When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence
Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.
by gingergoddess May 31, 2015
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Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
by BltS3 February 20, 2011
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Dude 1 "dude you made a mess"
Dude 2 "fuck man, I partied like a werewolf last night"
Dude 3 "awesome man I party like a werewolf every night"
Dude 2 "fuck man, I partied like a werewolf last night"
Dude 3 "awesome man I party like a werewolf every night"
by Kurtle69666 January 24, 2011
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Get the Life is like a sandwich mug.Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
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"They're so weak you could snap their bones, they're built like a stick."
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