The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
by Black boy lover yeet June 11, 2018
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by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
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Johnson, Owen, Ryan: "Jordan, I hope you lose all of your bee swarm progress and get hacked by the Kuala Lumpur cyber police lead by Lilang, the masked cyber-predator."
Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"
Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"
Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
by kyvx October 17, 2023
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by Salish Matter March 23, 2024
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„YEAH THEYRE MY BEST FRIEND LIKE LITERALLY. THEYRE SO COOL. WE STAN THEM.“
by GHOSTSTEDDY July 1, 2021
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by Binki Boy June 30, 2021
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