Joe Calvin

Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.

WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.

I want to be like Joe Calvin.

by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019

Joe Baiting

When a dribbling crack addict with no teeth and a quite frankly a woefully wank education lures his prey in to the trigger mechanism of a proverbial cannon. Usually results in a series of expletives originating from said Joe.

I fulfilled my Joe Baiting quota within minutes, he was triggered just using animated gifs

by Tess Tickal December 17, 2019

Pulled a Joe

To make plans with coworkers after work and then just not show up. AKA a no show Joe.

Hey guys. I’ll see you at the bar after work. Later. He pulled a joe. And never came

by Yetico71 December 20, 2019

Big joe

Big chonk with big balls great for me though so much more than a couple of days ago

Big Joe want you

by umotherfuckerhoe December 21, 2019

joe priced

Verb. Going out all night resulting in being unable to function at all the next day

I wont be making lunch because I got Joe Priced last night

by fishofilet May 5, 2019

joe blood

receiving a backhanded double punch

"he just gave him the joe blood" "leave me alone before I throw you a joe blood"

by brooklynzfinestdummy May 12, 2019

Chokin joe

The strangulation of a mans hard penis until it becomes flaccid from no circulation

Jack wouldn't stop jabbing me in the side with his dick so I gave him a chokin joe

by The damned May 20, 2019