white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 7, 2023

Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.

Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."

by PissTank May 20, 2015

kicking horse drink

A western Canada classic this drink consists of house red wine on the rocks finished with a fine cream or milk.

Shannon got wasted off that kicking horse drink last week!

by willedit4food April 18, 2023

milk horsed

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.

"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"

by Chadsdong November 6, 2017

Dark Horse Trilogy

Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.

"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

Sally Horse

Pussy, Vagina, Wuss, someone who is afraid to say or do something.

Marty: I have a huge dick.
Lindsey: Prove it.
Marty: No, I don't wanna scare you.
Lindsey: Don't be a fuckin sally horse.

by tessab yesdnil July 2, 2015