Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.

Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024

goonvana

Goonvana a state of pure bliss once you finish your goon and have achieved peak climax a special place is beyond when you achieve this peak climax and this is know as goonvana

Tom:” dude I’m about reach goonvana”

Jerry :” holy shit dude I’ve been gooning for 3 minutes I’ll meet you there soon goon pal”

by Mamasleftnut69 March 15, 2024

goonoligist

a professional gooner studyed and trained

goonoligist is a professional in jerking off

by fionnJjohnson March 19, 2024

Goonaroma

The smell of sweat and cum as you've been gooning out all day

Bro I've been gooning all day, I've really built up a Goonaroma

by anonymous March 21, 2024

Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 21, 2024

Goonstroke

The state of complete and utter arousal leading to an inability to think sensibly, usually arising after a Gooner sees a shapely and attractive Goonette

Fuck man fuuuuuucccckkk, I'm having a total goonstroke over here!

by Sahasrahla_ March 24, 2024

goonvana

The place where only the best gooners go

“Watch me achieve goonvana”

by Iceland78 March 25, 2024