I saved my neighbours children from a goo goo ga ga launcher
I was bored so I tried to be a goo goo ga ga launcher
My city is polluted with goo goo ga ga launchers
I was bored so I tried to be a goo goo ga ga launcher
My city is polluted with goo goo ga ga launchers
by doing this for fun April 27, 2024

A donut
I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
by GullibleOne October 13, 2020

You thought you were going to crap your pants...launch sequence initiated and you're at T-30 with the nearest bathroom at T-60...you know you're in trouble.
Then, you get a gift from heaven. You thought you were going to shit your pants, but you're given the gift form above...Mercy Gas. Just enough to buy you the time needed to defer the launch sequence until you can drop your drawers in the crapper.
Then, you get a gift from heaven. You thought you were going to shit your pants, but you're given the gift form above...Mercy Gas. Just enough to buy you the time needed to defer the launch sequence until you can drop your drawers in the crapper.
by ripperdome December 14, 2014

to describe something indescribable
by theymessyfranchgorl April 18, 2022

That guy told me I have an “impressive gluteus maximus , if only he had my DNA” he was totally gas lamping so I would buy a coffee.
by Arctic yeti May 16, 2025
