Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)

Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.

I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo

Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work

I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole

You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend

Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya

by man oh mann October 08, 2009

licking ones own cum from a pussy

Oral-Domming
A fem-dom says to her partner if you cum to soon you will clean your self out of my pussy
Oral-Domming
Licking ones own cum from a woman's pussy because of premature ejaculation

Licking ones own cum from a pussy Fmod fem-dom oral-domming I came to soon so she made me lick her pussy clean of my own cum.

by cybelian mate January 22, 2014

The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016

Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD

She is something else. When she goes for a guy, shes not the ol' Lets spend some time together and get to know eachother, shes the type of girl to be like imma tie you up to a tree naked by rope and use 476 AD midevil rape weapons to use on her victoms. So if your the one tied to the tree then holy shit because whatever she wants to do to you she will do. The not so bad side of it is that when shes naked to, shes definently something amazing to be looking at... one more thing, shes "5,1" and has a big ass, firm tits and a gourgeous face so it wont be all that bad; best of luck!

I was raped by Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD ast night...

by Scott.R_4105 September 13, 2018

ken from barbie life in the dream house

ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro

one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie

barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE

ken from barbie life in the dream house <3

by Totally smart March 07, 2022

where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!

two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

by michael foolsley July 23, 2022