Dylan

I’m funny happy adventurous and creative.

Dylan went to the park.

by Oh common July 15, 2018

Dylan

If your name is Dylan you have a fat ass cock and balls. Your throbbing penis is so fucking fat bitches line up to get a lick

Dylan your so hot can I lick your throbbing penis?

by King Bob 7 October 5, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is an amazing guy with a huge dick as hard as the rocks he was praised as a sex god by jesus and is a cracked cod player he gets hella bitchs because he got as fuck

all dylan around the world have massive cocks and get hella girls

by uzidozi456 January 6, 2022

Dylan

A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.

I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.

by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021

dylan

a word used to describe someone, usually a male, who thinks he is swoll and a good partner for class projects, but actually is just a soi boi named andrew.

Stevie: "alright, looks like everyone is on time, except that dylan."

by DylanFanClub42069cooch November 2, 2018

Dylan Sherman

The creator of the vilest things known to come and exist in the Milky Way Galaxy is known for indulging in Chocolate Milk.

yea I killed a suspect unjustifiably, I guess you could say I pulled a Dylan Sherman.

by Trumps Favorite Woman January 13, 2023

Dylan loves Amanda more

Dylan loves Amanda way more, it even says it here in the dictionary. All the proof Dylan may need. If a Dylan is fighting against an amanda about who loves who more. Show her this

Dylan loves Amanda more than she loves him.

by Random guy proving a point January 2, 2022