Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.

(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”

by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025

St. Paul Sippy Cup

The act of collecting lactated milk from a dead transitioned female and mixing it with the "cook" or user's semen, then letting it ferment for around 2 months (until it reaches a dark yellow taint). The concoction can then be poured into cups to be served either cooled or warm.

Braxton said he finally finished some St. Paul Sippy Cups, and he's bringing them to work!

by Ckling December 2, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>A Sincere Snickers Becomes A Stuttering Problem IN front Of Cup Noodle<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>A Sincere Snickers Becomes A Stuttering Problem IN front Of Cup Noodle<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>A Sincere Snickers Becomes A Stuttering Problem IN front Of Cup Noodle<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Calamansi cupcake

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

CupcakKe Remixes

a YouTube channel posting remixed songs by mashing them up with lyrics from CupcakKe's iconic songs (i.e., "Best Dick Sucker", "Deepthroat", "Doggy Style", "Duck Duck Goose", "LGBT", "Vagina")

CupcakKe Remixes: *releases a remix of Lady Gaga's song "Stupid Love" with cupcakKe's song Vagina, alternatively titled Stupid Cum*

one commenter:

"pre-order CUMmatica now by Lady GAGga on iTunes

Expected release date: 2020"

by KayeEyyyOurElle May 25, 2020

CupcakKe

Queen ElizaBitch.
The queen beyond existence. This woman was thought possible to exist; somehow she was brought to this planet. She is the queen of rap music, and the best dick sucker out there. This queen makes all the ladies shook, makes all the men faint, makes Nicki Minaj question reality, and makes all the male rappers salivate. She is well known for her "Deepthroat" video, but also posts very serious topics that have affected herself, and others in her life, such as her songs: Scraps, Pedophile, 33rd.. etc... All you need to know - If you are in her presence, she finna suck yo dick, and if you a girl, shitttt it's gonna be a fiesta

CupcakKe vocally sang: "I thought I came, but I peed on the dick."

by Dr. Negative June 5, 2018