Christian

Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.

Girl, where do you get a boyfriend like Christian?

by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.

Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.

by Big lord October 14, 2019

Christian

Christian is a handsome boy that get's all the girls.He's anti and if he wants her girl he makes sure he gets them.He's a gossip king.He likes to fight.But most of his ex's are bitches.He likes the word msoro

Omg Christian is so handsome I just can't stop waiting till he asks me out

by Christian lbt December 6, 2021

Christian Cort

so kool, so swag like, he is my idol, he is a baller shot caller with a 21 inch blade. I would like to play rock paper scizzors with him he is also a house hold name (mainly because he punched ur kid at recess)

Christian Cort owns a big blue dog and cat

by aj davis_7initnotfound October 27, 2021

Christian

Christian is the best person in the world, he will make u horny, butterflies in stomache, he will make u masturbate all night be he is so hot and sexy. and just by looking at him you will go crazy and fall on then ground be u fell for him.

Christian is seasonal

by Fanumkaibrucex September 2, 2023

christian

a fucking cholo and a fatty that says the n word wayyyy to much in front of black people, he sucks cock for a living and he touches little kids with his pubescent stash, he likes to drink red bulls and gets fatter by the minute. he also never showers and he looks like he mows lawns for a living, he says hes Salvadorian but we all know hes a beaner.

"damn bro, Christian says the n word way to much"

by thatsreallysadbruh January 16, 2022

Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."

Tude Christians can be damn rude.

by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018