chris wood sexual

Someone who has a deep love for Chris wood or obsessed with Chris wood

Bonnie: wow I really love Chris wood

Damon: then you’re Chris wood sexual!!

by Kai Parker :) December 30, 2020

Chris Benoit

a pro wrestler and pedophile who killed his son and wife before offing himself and now resides in the 666th level of Hell with Michael Jackson and other pedophile scumbags

Chris Benoit was a pedophile because he killed his kid

by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2018

Chris McNulty

sexy ass mutherrfuckka . BIG DICK. <3(; a little short...but g00d things come in small packages <3 ! GET IN HIS PANTS, okay bye.

i would do Chris McNulty ....now.

by izele assilem November 7, 2011

fat chris traynor

usually eating or running away from a skanger .eats larkins every day.this kind of person would deny meeting emer roach and when a skanger comes he would say sorry give them a fag and put up his hood.wears shoes 4 sizes to big for him and has clown hair`.

clown fat fuck bitch beanny

by damien hennessy November 12, 2004

Chris Henry Disease

A rare degenerative disease that is triggered by being signed by the Cincinnati Bengals. Often called CHD, Chris Henry Disease causes the afflicted individual to, after getting into a domestic dispute, jump into the back of a pickup truck that is being driven by the individual's fiancee. After a few moments, the afflicted party proceeds to be ejected from the truck and receive serious head injuries, causing the subsequent hospitalization and death of the subject in question. Since 2009, CHD has claimed the life of at least 1 Bengals wide receiver every year. Named after recently diagnosed Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry.

Jon: Wow, I just got offered a 6 year contract to be a Bengals wide receiver!

Jake: I dunno man, I heard Bengals wide receivers are prone to developing Chris Henry Disease.

Jon: O really? I had no idea. I guess I'll just play for the St. Louis Rams for awhile...

by Daddy B0k December 17, 2009

Donkey bitch chris

being or acting like a retard and or being lazy with oversized teeth

Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.

by Donkey Bitch Chris November 29, 2009

National Chris Day

On December 9th ,you have to celebrate any loved ones named Chris. It doesn't matter whether it’s your bestfriend, boyfriend, or family member ! Anyone named Chris deserves some extra love this day..

Yo, what day is it today?
- It's National Chris Day, bitch!

by mdeinhvn December 8, 2021