B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

Bring my baby a present or no food

Don't think you're gonna show up to my baby shower empty handed and expect to be fed and entertained. B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F, mother fucker

by KristieCream90731 June 11, 2016

B.M.S.

Stands for Bedford Middle School, a School in Connecticut, and may have been referenced in the show "American Housewife"

Or

An acronym for "Beating/Beat My Son"

"Hey man, I'm going to B.M.S!"
"Sorry gotta cancel, B.M.S."
Etc.

by honeynutinyourcheerios June 11, 2018

B.M.S.

Battered Man Syndrome

When his life has improved but he suffers from "B.M.S."!

by @green_trippie on IG December 1, 2019

B.M.S.

Bitchy Man Syndrome
(My friend that is struggling to make it through college is acting like my girlfriend before she starts her period.

(Bill) "Hey Jill, does your boyfriend Phil have a pussy that bleeds. Cause I'm burned out with him. He complains about everybody and everything."
(Jill) "Yeah I don't know. He is not who I thought he was. I broke up with him last week. Every time it's a new month and he has bills he can't pay. He is such a asshole."
(Bill) Its like he is B.M.S.'n all the time.

by Chokus June 8, 2020

b.b.m.

big black monkey

that ngga is a b.b.m.

by jonathon 6736 September 16, 2020

B.M.O

Bush Man Organisation

Meet joshua down at the B.M.O at 9 tonight

by Qween_luv December 5, 2020

B.M.

Before Me

I used to sleep early.
Yeah, but that was B.M.

by caime December 6, 2020