Treed

When you drive your car into a tree pissed up

Sorry boss I’ve treed my company car

by Alibongo October 7, 2018

Tree hole

A safe watery tube to store black peoples lollipops

Bryce sucked Ramar’s tree hole.

by lol jay October 11, 2018

Treehouse

A meeting place or a fraternal group, usually composed of men who are making an excuse to go to said place or join his band of friends to drink copious amounts of vodka. It is common to think that women can be in the frat but this is simply not true (even if the woman can fart and speak in toilet talk with the boys). There are often secret handshakes and mottos with the club. Founding members often have nicknames like “Harby” or “Godfather”.

Wife:
“Where are you going?”
Herman:
“To the treehouse.”
Wife:
“Ugh!”
Herman:
“Barumph!”

by Piper2011 February 9, 2019

Tree

A little furry thing that lives in the jungle.

wow Jeff, it's a Tree!

by Cowth=awesome February 19, 2019

Tree magnet

A bad or reckless driver who often hits trees with their vehicle.

"That guy is a total tree magnet, can't keep those birches away from him."

by Jmc9705 February 19, 2019

Tree Man

A tree man is someone who has the surname Tree or Plant

You're such a Tree Man!

by Blind ads a bat March 4, 2019

Tree

A fucking cunt that gives you oxygen for free. Trees like to go to buggery.

I'm a fucking tree.

by imafuckingpig April 29, 2019