Toilet

A Mobile Gamer's Chair.

Man 1: Hold up, I'm finna use the toilet.
Man 2: While you in there hop on CoD.
Man 1: 'Ight.

by StuckOnStupid21 July 17, 2023

Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.

I fucking failed toilet eruption august!

by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023

Toilet chomper

A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.

"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Toilet Stool

A Southern U.S. term for a toilet, most often used by people who were born no later than the 1930s.

Grandma bellowed, "Boy, get in here and come clean up this pee from 'round my toilet stool!"

by The TrUth will find you out September 24, 2023

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023

Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket

I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop

by Krazypeanut October 6, 2023

Toilet Bowl

The toilet bowl is a battle between the best incompetent football teams in the United States of America that go by the names of Zebras(0-7) and Vikings(0-7). This game is truly one for the history books as Lincoln may have the first 0-10 team in school history. Good luck to both teams this year in the annual “Toilet Bowl”

Good luck to the zebras in the toilet bowl!

by Jacob Epstien October 9, 2023