US GAAP

GAAP stands for Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. These are a set of accounting principles for financial reporting. The purpose of this set of rules and standards is; to ensure that financial reporting is clear and consistent from one organization to various agencies/companies.

As a financial controller, I ensure that the company's books and reports are in compliance of US General Accepted Accounting Principles to ensure that all of our quarterly and end of the year fiscal reports are consistent and true. This also helps drives external and internal stakeholders' trust with us. With quarterly reports that are consistent with US GAAP, we can ensure that our company moves in the proper direction that keeps our company's financial health in check and also for our customers as well.

by Abdavison November 1, 2021

among us

a dead game and overused joke

Male 1 bro among us hahahahah

Male 2 👽

by bogos 👽 October 7, 2022

Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.

Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....

by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.

Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Among Us

amog amongus amog sussy sus among mogus sussus amogus mongsusus amongsus sussy sus sus

Person 1: haha sussy sussy among us sussy sussy baka mogus mongussy haha sussy
Person 2: yes officer this is the person I'd like to admit to the psych ward.

by Infinitybal March 20, 2023

they used bots

twitter lingo for: "we got our asses kicked and are mad about it"

"The Wilds fandom cheated. They used bots, that's why they're winning."

by fourinfouryes August 25, 2022