Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.

My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.

by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019

There's heat in the wood

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.

There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!

by Cryodrag1 May 17, 2022

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

Wood

some really good weed

TRIPPIE REDD: Smoke some wood in the woods on some wood.

by FreeiPhone4S March 8, 2022

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017