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Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation on the Bloody Mary, where the vodka is substituted with whisky, and the tomato juice is substituted with the period blood of an Ibizan stripper.
I’ll have a Bloody Donald, extra spicy! Yum yum! 😋
by Stegner February 18, 2024
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Donald Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this move doesn't need to involve hitting them. Before you are about to cum, grab her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and hold on tight. The TDS in them will start to flare up massively, and as a result their vagina contracts really tight so you get a way better orgasm.
I Donald Punched some chick I picked up at the No Kings protest yesterday and it felt amazing.
by vcraine October 19, 2025
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Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz
Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
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Donald Tristan Gatheright

A whole bitch. This nigga will hit you with anything he can or fuck with you anyway possible. His snap score is retarded, he pulls no hoes. But that nigga funny
That nigga Donald Tristan Gatheright got rejected.
by Nathan Alzubi November 7, 2019
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Dating a Donald

When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.
When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.
by The adventures of G-Girl February 28, 2017
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donald darker

hey do you follow donald darker?
by instagram inc June 22, 2021
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Donald

A Donald is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a tough man and dumb man's idea of a smart man.
Look at that weak ass broke motherfucker, what a Donald.
by jbird32275 October 27, 2020
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