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burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes
Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.
by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019
mugGet the burning bagelmug.

burn

Sorry, I had to burn earlier cause my mom wanted me to come home and water the cactus.
by blink safely please December 13, 2008
mugGet the burnmug.

Leo Burns

A man who is more in touch with his feminine side. Universally hated and has radical beliefs that he is liked.
Aw i fucking hate Leo Burns. His sister has a nice pud but
by Mystery Stalker February 15, 2022
mugGet the Leo Burnsmug.

Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
mugGet the Ring Burnmug.

Burning the midnight owl

When you do stay up way too late and do Duolingo lessons. This can refer to you doing too many lessons and staying up late as a consequence or doing lessons only moments before midnight.
Person A: Why is Jenny on her phone at the party?
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.

Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.
by Momma Sunshine April 18, 2024
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Fin burns

Fin burns loves jake owens wet pulsating wang
Oi yh fin burns gimme slops.
by Bake bowen October 10, 2021
mugGet the Fin burnsmug.

xenon burn

it’s the updated version of slow burn, it’s even slower.
“there’s still no horse boy smut after over 30k words… talk about a xenon burn”
by svla June 18, 2021
mugGet the xenon burnmug.

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