The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
by not izaak February 18, 2022
The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.
Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘
Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘
by Natedogpack September 17, 2021
The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
by lolsatjordancooper June 12, 2011
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schools in jordan all look the same. poor aspect bcs their country is poor (im sorry) and it all looks like a desert around them. :(
so u be walking in the middle of the desert with ur friend and u see a building:
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"
by ahmedsgirlfriend January 22, 2019
The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.
''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
by Kevin Durant jaquavion the thi January 11, 2022