Noassatall syndrome

When your white and ain't have an ass so you have to where l.e.i. jeans.

"I think your girl suffers from Noassatall syndrome."

by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015

YouTube syndrome

The feeling of wanting to fast forward like in a you tube video but can not. Leading to bordom and feeling like you want to stop what you are doing. This happens most in live streams, watching friends do thing, playing board games, and other long uneventful activities.

I was watching foot ball and nothing was happening that's when YouTube syndrome kicked in.

by ArgonZoran March 4, 2017

Protagonist Syndrome

Common tendency in works of fiction, although mostly illustrated in anime and manga, for protagonists or heroes to be very intellectually skilled normally, but be very dense when it comes to social interactions.

"Dude, Makoto from Danganronpa 1 has borderline protagonist syndrome. He tears through the class trials, but can't even take a hint from a single love interest."

by daniel_the_adamant March 16, 2020

Aliyah Syndrome

The act of saying only "hi" in a span of 3 seconds because chat is so dry.

Aliyah: hi
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Person 3: hi
Brandon: ^ ^ ^ ^
above me has Aliyah Syndrome >:P

by Astrice June 25, 2020

shut-in syndrome

A syndrome had by people who don't get out the house much and have most of their conversations over the internet or text. People with this syndrome will start a conversation with someone, and proceed to get mad when they are not immediately replied to. They will constantly check to see if you reply and send you more messages if you do not.

John: Dude, Phil has a serious case of shut-in syndrome.
Sam: Why man?
John: Because. He texted me over 10 times in 2 minutes because I wouldn't reply to him.
Sam: He needs to get out the house more.

by Anon Y. Mous 74 September 9, 2012

O.J. syndrome

when some one lies or has lied so much that the lie actually becomes real to the liar with vivid details and all the consistency of a true story though others no it to be untrue

Man that chick just swore up and down that she doesnt give head not realizing that I walked in on her blowing my brother in the garage a couple of months ago and she didnt see me. She's got O.J. syndrome bad.

by rhyynno March 22, 2011

Wisconsin Syndrome

Inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from Wisconsin to Chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. This person might be considered the Christopher Columbus of culture. Spending their lives convincing others that they've discovered Thai food, Woody Allen "films", Banksy. This person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription glasses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. This person will be seen riding a "fixie" bicycle and drinking a PBR or if it's payday a Leinenkugel.

Theresa and Steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. Dinner conversation ranged from not sports to Pitchfork.

Theresa and Steve display classic symptoms of Wisconsin Syndrome. You can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the DSM.

by hipstum November 4, 2011