Wisconsin Syndrome

Inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from Wisconsin to Chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. This person might be considered the Christopher Columbus of culture. Spending their lives convincing others that they've discovered Thai food, Woody Allen "films", Banksy. This person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription glasses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. This person will be seen riding a "fixie" bicycle and drinking a PBR or if it's payday a Leinenkugel.

Theresa and Steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. Dinner conversation ranged from not sports to Pitchfork.

Theresa and Steve display classic symptoms of Wisconsin Syndrome. You can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the DSM.

by hipstum November 4, 2011

Trademarkism Syndrome

is a known internet-mobile fling of people trying to get anointed for some "things" they ought to create over the net or via text messages. A primordial dilemma to oversee an unknown assault to self-esteem. People having these trait that went to a blissful syndrome have blank piece of self-esteem, trying to conjure a trademark which has gone mundane.

Trademarkism syndrome includes people who create symbols and tag a trade over them, so that they will be able to boost their low-class esteem to something more reasonable dilemma which for them is neither wrong or erroneous. Jejemon typing.

by pircano April 23, 2010

Aliyah Syndrome

The act of saying only "hi" in a span of 3 seconds because chat is so dry.

Aliyah: hi
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Person 3: hi
Brandon: ^ ^ ^ ^
above me has Aliyah Syndrome >:P

by Astrice June 25, 2020

Waldemar Syndrome

Waldemar syndrome is a psychological phenomenon in which a person turns a rather trivial task into a seemingly impossible challenge. Most likely caused by the fear of not controlling all the implied factors in a decision process.

The family holiday was severely delayed due to the father suffering from the Waldemar syndrome.

by cholesky November 21, 2013

Noassatall syndrome

When your white and ain't have an ass so you have to where l.e.i. jeans.

"I think your girl suffers from Noassatall syndrome."

by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015

YouTube syndrome

The feeling of wanting to fast forward like in a you tube video but can not. Leading to bordom and feeling like you want to stop what you are doing. This happens most in live streams, watching friends do thing, playing board games, and other long uneventful activities.

I was watching foot ball and nothing was happening that's when YouTube syndrome kicked in.

by ArgonZoran March 4, 2017

shut-in syndrome

A syndrome had by people who don't get out the house much and have most of their conversations over the internet or text. People with this syndrome will start a conversation with someone, and proceed to get mad when they are not immediately replied to. They will constantly check to see if you reply and send you more messages if you do not.

John: Dude, Phil has a serious case of shut-in syndrome.
Sam: Why man?
John: Because. He texted me over 10 times in 2 minutes because I wouldn't reply to him.
Sam: He needs to get out the house more.

by Anon Y. Mous 74 September 9, 2012