Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."

Abdul: "Go figga!"

carpenter's special by Ridoinkulous March 14, 2009

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Down stairs Special

To vomit into ones open anus.

Paul :I gave Cindy the Down stairs special last night.

Mike : *high five*

Down stairs Special by Pop War HomEy March 26, 2009

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East Village special

A drink combo of unbelievable value, usually comprising a beer and a shot for as low as $5, that can be commonly found in New York City's East Village neighborhood.

Popular combos include a PBR, either a can or a draft, and a shot of whiskey, though some bars let the customer choose the type of beer and shot. Perhaps the most unique combo discovered to date is a 24 oz. can of Labatt with a shot of Jack Daniels for $6.

East Village specials are commonly purchased in order to get completely wasted in New York City without paying $10 for one miserable beer.

I don't want to go to Midtown. It blows because it is expensive and everyone is an asshole. Why don't we just get some East Village specials?

Brooklyn is so far away. Let's get hammered on some East Village specials instead.

Dude, I just spent $300 on a flight to visit my girlfriend and she fucking dumped me. I'm going to need some East Village specials when I get back to the city.

East Village special by Chern E October 28, 2009

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Connor/Effie Special

To promise a friend for weeks or months at a time that you will take them to Dairy Queen for lunch, then to bail at every given opportunity.

Troy: Are we going to Dairy Queen next week?
Connor: I can't, I'm dead
Kale: Woah you just got served the Connor/Effie Special

Connor/Effie Special by Survivor_Russell February 19, 2010

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