jack shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017
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shower shake

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.
by Jacky Dartz May 16, 2017
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Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)
Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017
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surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
by redheads are hot May 08, 2020
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Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
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spick shower

To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.
Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.
by Spank bank July 29, 2022
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