To shit on the floor

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.

Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.

by Tjimå February 28, 2022

shit trawler

A boat full of shitsticks

The shit trawler has come into port with a prime load of shitsticks.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

Shit Scud

Dog poop picked up in a plastic shopping bag. End of bag will be tied up then swung like a catapult and released, causing said shit scud to fly through the air.

Took the dog for a walk this morning, thing dropped the biggest poop in the park so i sent the shit scud into Mr Smith's yard! Never liked him anyway.

by cynz October 16, 2008

flicking shit

Talking crap to or about someone.

Kayla was flicking shit to John because he was being a dick.

by Inluvwithluv May 18, 2016

seen that shit

synonym of 'bet' and 'already'

"Bruh, you tryna <fill activity here>?"

"Seen that shit."

by trapoutdabando September 1, 2016

Shit and go

The act of shitting in another persons toilet without having the courtesy to flush.

Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"

Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"

Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"

by lovelyline July 27, 2014

Shit Tunes

Any kind of music that you listen to while taking a shit. You could also be taking a piss.

Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.

by iturner82 January 23, 2010