Ringle

Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.

I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.

Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.

He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.

Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.

by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010

Ringette

Ringette! Its one of the best sports in the world! Its nothing like Hockey.. yes it is on ICE! but yet totally different! Its Faster then hockey! takes more skill then hockey! and is just better! :D There are many rules../pass over the blue lines/ No body checking/ can't go in the crease/ Only three aload past the ringette line form each team!/ Ect... Yes i know its not in the oylimpics.. thats just because it is not WORLDWIDE..(Yet)..but it still is a sport no matter what! A awesome on at that!

Ringette Girls Rock!

-If ringette were EASY they would call it Hokey!
-All i need is ringette!
-I am more then just a pretty face i PLAY Ringette!

by Ringette4Life March 20, 2009

lord of the rings

A series written by JRR Tolkein following young Baggins in his quest to destroy the one RING.

I read lord of the rings 2345 times yesterday.

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Donion Rings

A term used to break up with someone that isn't putting out enough.

Mike: Alice, we are totes donion rings!
Alice: Nooooooooo

by LizzyLo May 11, 2014

Ringo

Drummer of the Beatles
the best rock band ever.

Very sexy

Ringo is the sexiest drummer ever

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Lord of the Rings Online

A new massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) made by Turbine featuring the world of The Lord of The Rings by Sir John Ronald Reuel Tolkien also known as J.R.R. Tolkien. As known as LOTRO, the real name is The Lord of the Rings Online : Shadows of Angmar. The game features itself in Eriador (the region extending from the Shire to the Misty Mountains and including Angmar) where you can be one of 4 races containing the Elves, the Hobbits, Men and Dwarves.

This game could rival World of Warcraft and it is not as addictive as WoW yet. LOTRO will more than anything annoy you with all the different quests and deeds to accomplish, and if you ever enter the Shire, you will leave with a death wish for all those annoying hobbits who cannot do anything by themselves and must ask you to endanger you life for absolutely pointless thing, with useless food as reward.

Hobbit (NPC of the Lord of the Rings Online): Hello stranger, I killed a deer with my sling, but a bear came and took off with the deer carcass to the bears-den up north. Would you accept to go retrieve my precious sling?

You: What? But they're bears! They will tear me up and devour my corpse! Aw heck, I'll do it.

*Goes to the bear's den and comes back after many deaths and torn limbs.*

You: There! I have your sling! Now give me my reward!

Hobbit: Oh! Thank you stranger! Here are some boiled carrots for your brave efforts.

by Playingood July 14, 2007

Rings Beach

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.

Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!

by Mike October 19, 2004