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Ring Choker

A ring that costs so much to buy for them, that it chokes the life out of one
She’s wearing a ring choker on the finger
by Emelle2 April 24, 2019
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purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.
by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023
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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
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Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.

It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.

There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
"This video literally proves the Septum Ring Theory😭🙏"
by Abisthunder November 21, 2025
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ring dude

A guy who married a lady but has another family that she doesn't know
by Uuunity November 20, 2020
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Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing
by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023
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Ragnar's ring

I'd pay anything to lick ragnar's ring
by Fat boy daz June 18, 2019
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