Adrians penis

Smaller than a frogs non existing nose.

John: Have you seen Adrians penis? It's sooo small

by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021

apple penis

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

Fact Penis

No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.

That rocket is huge, fact penis!

by pappin' all day July 20, 2021

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021

porcelain penis

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

by stubely boobely November 4, 2019

enormous penis

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!

by lmai2 June 2, 2023

Penis Muffin

n. When one's penis is so small, that it looks like a muffin.

Leo Yu got kicked in the balls, so his dick never grew; it's a penis muffin.

by Ivana Dick February 4, 2008